Barakakhan's soundboard

any kind of apple

Castle Greyskull looks like

Do you guys realize...

Dollar Store Men of Love

Donp copy that floppy

DP - Fantastic!

DP - Gotta whack it

DP - You are a true master!

DP's no no no no no

Dude in Cleveland

Einhorn is Finkle

f'n a the phone's out

Finger the bone guitar

He doesn't want anymore dogs

he keeps on wackin

Hey everybody, I'm selling my fart

hut-hut-heeyaaa

I can saisfy any of your hungers

I screwed that up

I took a pounding

I'm gonna blow this guy

I'm not a smart man

I'm not a smart man (louder)

Let's engadge with the customer

My character's got the...

Pork Chop Ramen

Put me up on the mountain

Right there! (clean)

The 2nd to last SUSAN

We are just men of love

We Gottas Get Outta Here

What do you people want from me

You gotta put it in your mouth

Your butt is old

your wife is hot