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All this time I've been trying to show him

And he just completely ignored me

And I can have them all

Are you gonna help me?

Are you still watching?

Bernice, lights out in ten minutes

Boiling hot mad furious

Call 1-800-YOU-WISH

Caution: Watch for Ice

Dax Angry Grunt

Dax Angry Grunting

Dax Constipated Grunt

Dax Frustrated Grunt

Dax ooooOOOOOH!!

Dax Tape Face mMMm

Diagnosis: Cool

Do yall even know that I just made that up

Do you even know that I know everything

Do you remember that?

Fast track to fendship

Finish line, did you win? Yes.

First off, I'm 15

Give her a taste of her own medicine

Give me tickets and I will punch him

Halo Geek Boom Headshot

Halo Geek Reeeeee

Halo Geek Sweaty

He's not going home, he's spending the night

Hello little lady wanna be saved

Hey hey hey you watch your mouth

Hey watch it, white boy

Hey you watch your mouth

Hi guys how are yall doing today

I aint gettin all sweaty

I am ready for school

I am so ready to own

I can see you like a sponge

I can't catch a break!

I don't even care if you want to kiss me

I gave this girl $40, she calls me a freak

I happily accept your invitation

I have one we could share

I haven't even got to the best part

I keep getting blown up!

I think he's finally starting to get it

I told her you don't mess with the dax

I will get to this in a second

I yelled loud at her and she deserved it

I'll block it and swipe you

I'm gonna get you

I'm gonna punch him in the face

I'm jumping down

If she says this I'm gonna bite her

If you're a girl, they hit your face

It was very good and I ate milk duds

It's kind of a dumb game, I don't like it

It's like Fridays are cursed

It's the best Friday everrr!

JACOB IS MY FRIEND NOW

JACOB, CALL ME DAX

Just kidding, I'm gonna keep it

Look at this stupid iziot

Making fun of my earlobes

My mom's an idiot!

No you watch your mouth

Oh and I've got news for you

Oh boom headshot!

Oh I'm getting shot at

OMG and he has a tank!